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Old Oct 25, 2005, 01:25 AM // 01:25   #381
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*sighs as i look at the dead bodies and guardian sadistically lauging with his sword upraised. kicks him in the ass and stabs him through the back, then casts Explosion and destroys the Burning Legion.*

"Damn, now i can finally get to my scotch."
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 01:25 AM // 01:25   #382
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**After sobering up**

*Notices the chaos going on*

*Summons a gate to the swamp in my Avatar*

*Pushes (And drags) all the females through the gate*

"This is getting to ugly for women"

-Either I stay and fight, or go back into my swamp with all the ladies-

*Before I could think the girls on the other side tampered with the gate, and now the swamp hut is in the middle of the bar with a bunch of chicks in it*

*Walks into the Swamp Hut and shuts the door (and locks it)*

*Hand reaches out the window and grabs a coke off the counter*

*Opens the door and grabs Link*

"You watch the door, and I'll make sure nobody's hand reaches into the window, or matches, or bottles, orchairs orsomeoneshead orswords .ect"
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 01:26 AM // 01:26   #383
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*has a scared look on his face as water is up to everyones knees*
*goes to bar to take as many shots as possible before the water floods the bar*
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 01:27 AM // 01:27   #384
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To counder links destructive nature and save us i use levitate to levitate the bar to the pinnacle of k2 on evverest. Setting back down with epic and bringing him a beer and starting to play last carress green hell
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 01:27 AM // 01:27   #385
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*casts Deep Freeze and watches as the water inside and outside the bar freeze. then i notice that my, and everyone else's legs are frozen in the ice....*
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 01:28 AM // 01:28   #386
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goes through gate changes secondary to W and uses hundred baldes on link.goes into hut to find that Dark WAsp is making out with heist and not the ladies and i flex and girls come out of nowhere
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 01:28 AM // 01:28   #387
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*Calls the over Guardians of Shadow, Spirt, Wind, Water, Fire and Forest and

Spirt Guardian Casts Light Of Dwana making everybody come alive and I use Mind Control before they can cast anything

Water heightens the water and fire heats it up and Wind MAKES A HURRIACANE

The Guardians Disapear in Shadow and then everyone gets stucked in due to Hurriacance
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 01:28 AM // 01:28   #388
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hey don't ruin it!! Plus, on everest we would freezes so forget levatating!!

*water is almost over everyones head*
*reaches into his pack.....*
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 01:29 AM // 01:29   #389
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*casts Deep Freeze and watches as the water inside and outside the bar freeze. then i notice that my, and everyone else's legs are frozen in the ice....*
We still have the furnace burning in the swamp hut though.
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 01:29 AM // 01:29   #390
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changes secondary to Ele and uses fire storm to free myself and i use meteor shower and meteor on Heist
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 01:29 AM // 01:29   #391
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We still have the furnace burning in the swamp hut though.
but your with Heist in the hut!
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 01:31 AM // 01:31   #392
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To ensure that epics and my playing goes undistured i grab several casses of caffries irish cream beer return to the table and use brolly's invinci shield to protect us. i open a beer and continue playing asking epic to please pick the next song.
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 01:31 AM // 01:31   #393
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*people begin to drown as water touches the ceiling*
*dons Zora mask*
* I can breathe and swim in the water*
*laughs as everyone one dies*
Link wins !!!
*everyone is teleported to new bar* Ok starting over
*leaves bar*
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 01:31 AM // 01:31   #394
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*wonders why tudor is saying that i'm making out with wasp and looks in...and sees my evil clone. "oh, i've been waiting for this, bitch!" with my axe i lop off the clone's head*

*sighs at link and casts inferno to melt my spell, then cast deep freeze again to disperse the hurricane then re-cast inferno to melt the ice*
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 01:33 AM // 01:33   #395
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goes into hut to find that Dark WAsp is making out with heist and not the ladies

I BEG YOUR PARDON!
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 01:33 AM // 01:33   #396
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*uses inspired spell to copy that spell that changes professions and changes 2nd pro to E and teams up with water to dose everyoen with water Guardian and freeze eveyone then after everyone dies changes 2nd pro to Nerco and makes then undead
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 01:35 AM // 01:35   #397
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I BEG YOUR PARDON!
seriously...that was uncalled for.

even though i found a counter to that. muahah. ha.
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 01:35 AM // 01:35   #398
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we are in a new bar idiots!!
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 01:36 AM // 01:36   #399
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*noticed that everyone rezoned into a new bar...and orders a scotch*
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 01:36 AM // 01:36   #400
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*Notices that the bar was reset*

*Yells at turdor for making that lie about me making out with ANYONE*

*Then drops a heavy book on turdor's head*





EDIT: Yay I made the first fighting move in the new bar!
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